Penises are funny. Eggs are funny. These two facts have provided somewhere between 3% and 90% of all comedy in the last ten thousand years. Have you ever seen a penis? Of course you have. They’re hilarious, especially when you do that helicopter thing that your girlfriend seems to hate. Before this, bringing that level of humor to the breakfast table was hard on (giggle) a guy. Thanks to some guy’s stroke (giggle) of genius, you can have some sausage (giggle) with your eggs the way the easy way. Makes a great gift for Mother’s Day. You know, because it’s shaped like a penis.