Gentleman Ball Scratcher

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Guys, you know what we’re talking about here. Ladies, prepare to be educated. Scrotums stick to the thigh. There’s some weird magnetism that, no matter what type of pants you’re wearing, makes your sack stick to your leg like those squishy hands you used to get as a shitty prize in arcades. The ones that got dirty after like, one time. Nothing feels better than jostling your junk every now while still being the consummate professional you are. Perfect for executives or people who just want a hand other than their own down there every now and then, it’s classy, it’s shiny and it keeps your hands from smelling like your balls. ‘Nuff said.

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