Nobody cares this much about fish. There, we said it, moving on. So! You have more money than sense (let’s face it, if you had any you wouldn’t be considering dropping 600 bucks on a table to house something that DOESN’T LOVE YOU), you have terrible taste in furniture, you want to see your cat freak out, or you just smoke a ridiculous amount of weed and need something to stare at between commercial breaks. All of those are perfectly acceptable reasons to buy a glass table with an aquarium inside. We don’t judge, in fact, we love you – even if your fish doesn’t (it doesn’t).