Jellyfish Tank

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Remember that time you went on vacation and stepped on one of these bastards? Yeah, that HURT. A LOT. Oh god, just make the pain stop!! What’s that? Pee on it? Why the fuck – Dad! No! Stop! Waitaminute, that actually feels a lot better. Listen, NO ONE can ever know about this, okay? You promise? Whew, thanks. Where were we? Oh yeah, it’s a tank with some jellyfish in it so you can finally exact some revenge on that foot-stinging Cnidarian by making another one of god’s beautiful creatures your newest decoration albeit a pretty cool one. Suck it, jellyfish.

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